It's like Stephen Pastis is in my head!

This is the exact scenario of the night I met my wife. Once a year we like to re-enact the event... I keep hoping she'll actually find me attractive one year, or at least buy me another beer.

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Make sure you talk to YOUR kids about this epidemic.

Lily Allen meets ELO!

What could be better than some odd combination of UK pop songstress Lily Allen and the 70s beatles-esque supergroup Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)? Okay, don't answer that! Because I know you THINK you have an answer, but you DON'T! Because there is NOTHING better than this combination. NOTHING!



Enjoy this pop gem, and shake your booty excessively!