Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Great Pumpkin Day!

I don't know where y'alls will be tonight, but me, I'm going to be sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for Who Know Who to show up. (Not to be confused with You Know Who)

So while all you suckers will be running about collecting tootsie pops and marshmallow filled pumpkins, I'll be awaiting the great gifts in store for all good boys and girls. Hope it doesn't rain. In the meany time, enjoy some pumpkiny goodness:



But make sure you toss your pumpkins out soon, our else:



Happy All Hallow's Eve my peeps!

Monday, October 29, 2007

New Andrew Bird Tracks!

So Mr. Bird's albums often display the lovely artwork of Jay Ryan. But who know that Jay Ryan also had a band called Dianogah??? I sure didn't.

I also didn't know that Dianogah and Andrew Bird would be running over to Daytrotter.com for a lovely live session. Wowzers people!

Andrew and quite a different backing crew play five studio sessions — "Fiery Crash" and "Plasticities" from Armchair Apocrypha, "Lull" from Weather Systems, "A Breaks B" from a forthcoming Dianogah album and "The Giant of Illinois" a Handsome Family cover AB's been playing at live shows as of late.

The sound quality on these tracks is just beautiful, and "Lull" glimmers along BEAUTIFULLY in much the same way it did on the album. In the notes on the sessions, Bird talks about revisiting old material and trying to bring it back to how it sounded originally. For a guy who's typically very forward thinking, this is unusual, but I'm certainly not complaining about the results. "Lull" is just stunning, and the bass is priceless.

Get over there and listen to it yo!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Listening to....

I couldn't stare at it any longer. The "Listening To..." portion of this page, sitting just to the write of these here words, sat there mocking me, pointing outthat it hasn't been adjusted since January, proclaiming my affection for albums I frankly hadn't listened to in MONTHS. The previous Andrew Bird selection, Fingerlings 3, was particularly brutal in its derision, because a FULL LP has come out since then. How shameful.

I thought given the happily updated state of my "Listening To..." section, I'd post a little something about each album therein, so here we go!

  • Cadence Weapon - Breaking Kayfabe
    This here is some quality hip-hop that reminds me quite a bit of one of my favorites, Anti-Pop Consortium. It's very electronic with fractured beats and the typical ATP lyricism jumping from incomprehensible to straight forward "back off my grill" stuffs.

  • Feist - The Reminder
    I've got a crush on this album like I've not had in quite some time. There's nothing unsatisfying about this album, and the more I listen to it, the closer I get to declaring this my favorite album of the year. It's remained high on my owner personal playlist since it came out this spring, and shows no signs of waning now. I heard tell of a certain in-law in Germany who initially derided our fair Leslie, only to change her mind later. That's the way with Feist. Also, peep out each and every one of her insanely adorable music videos. They are beyond precious.

  • Pretenders - Pretenders
    Speaking of precious, that is the name of the opening track to this amazing debut LP. Upon listening to the Pretenders, I had to askwhy was I not told that this band totally rules??? well they do, as outlined in detail in the previousl link. The tracks are pure gold.

  • Iron and Wine - The Shepherd's Dog
    I do have to admit that I've not let this album digest to its fullest. In my defense, my chosen music player of American-capitalistic persuasions was down and out for a solid month there. And I've yet to load the album up on it, so I'm limited in my listening capabilities. (Editors note: Those who listened to music before 2001 have taken the author outside and sacked him severely. When he begged for mercy and asked why, all they did was throw a vinyl copy of the Pretenders' debut album, which they claimed to have bought when it came out.) Ouch man... that hurts. Anyway, I'm listening now, and it's taking longer for this album to digest. Where When The Creek Drank The Cradle glimmered with sheer immediacy, and the subsequent albums settled in after a mere second listen, it's taking this album a little longer. But certain tracks are starting to stand out, and I appreciate how this album is best taken as a whole, rather than having a collection of suitably equal, but still quite seperate gems, a la Our Endless Numbered Days which for many just serve as a wrapping around the track "Naked As We Came."

  • Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha
    I have surprisingly little to say about this album, mainly because so much has already been said in every magazine, website and public radio station that I've got nothing to add. The albums has settled nicely into my library, right along side the rest of his albums, and I now eagerly await Fingerlings 4 to come out, whenever that may be. I desperately, DESPERATELY need a live soundboard recording of "Fiery Crash." I wouldn't mind the same for "Self Torture."

  • Beruit - Gulag Orkestar
    My pal Graham used to write a poem about jumping on trends late in the game. So yeah, I'm quite aware that Beruit already has another album out, as I am aware of anyone carrying a Nina Totin' Bag is already all over this guy. But I love it. I described the album for a friend of mine thus: It's like what happens if a stereotypical indie band gets together and has a baby with the movie Amelie. Yes, it's that cute.

  • Amy Winehouse
    Yeah yeah, add this to the same list as the above. We're all over Amy Winhouse like Rush Limbaugh on perscription drugs, and far be it for me to argue. She's awesome, and that "Tears Dry On Their Own" sounds like "Ain't No Mountain High Enought" and that makes me happy.

  • Caribou - Andorra
    I'll tell it to you like this. Pitchfork compared this album to the Beach Boys and the Zombies in the first paragraph of their review. I'd had it downloaded from eMusic before I finished the review. HOT!

That's it folks. Hopefully it won't be another nine months before I update that section.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Why was I not told that the Pretenders completely rule???

My coworker and I bore the rest of the office to tears on a daily basis when we start talking about music. We talk about it constantly because our tastes follow a nice Venn Diagram, with lots of similar likes. And occasionally we force something upon the other much to both's delight. I got him Feist, because really, how can you not love ya some Feist?

Then he came to work with the Pretenders’ boxed set Pirate Radio and I became a little dubious. See, within Charlie’s side of our Venn Diagram, there are some great bands and songwriters who recorded in the early 80s, and nomatter how great the songwriting, I'm often unable to get past the recording styles of the time. Even the most basic of recordings can scream 80s too loud for me.

But he insisted that the Pretenders were "really, really, REALLY good." He told me this every day for a week. So I bit, and now I ask... WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THE PRETENDERS WERE REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD???

Oh wait, I was. But I tell you, from track 1 on this album, I was sold...

Precious (Demo)

I sent this track on to mi hermano in Germany, and he agreed that the song is just as it promises — "precious." Very mid-70s punk, and just so darn catchy.

But then I hear this Kinks cover:

Stop Your Sobbing

And I'm completely COMPLETELY sold. The Kinks/Beach Boys jangle of it, the beautiful production. I say again WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THE PRETENDERS WERE REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD???

Oh wait... my Co-worker seems to be indicating that he himself told me that the pretenders were REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD. Why didn't I listen sooner?

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Reading: The Children of Men

The first time the name P. D. James crossed my line of sight, it was on a book called Death and Holy Orders. It was yet another crime novel in which someone of some ordained position comes to be mixed up in a crime scene, and reluctantly assists the detective who lost his or her faith... blah blah blah.

I'm honestly bored just writing it. But if you think I exaggerate, sometime look through the mystery section of a bookstore and pick out all of the books written in religious settings, and that was before that one thorn in my literary side became the book of the month for everybody and their theologically left-leaning mom.

So I initially dismissed P. D. James outright, and conveniently no one ever suggested I read her novels, so I was in the clear. Then Alfonso Cauron came along.

The Mexican-born director of Y Tú Mama Tambien and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (best film in the series to date, I don't care what you book purists say!) took on James' The Children of Men I decided ol' P. D. needed another look.

The book centers around a fairly self-absorbed academic and recluse Theo, over the backdrop of England 20 years into the future after men have become inexplicably infertile. Theo cynically drifts through a world obsessed with porcelain dolls and the birth rites of kittens, but accepts the basic tenants promoted by the government — freedom from fear, freedom from want and freedom from boredom.

He accepts these tenants essentially because rebuking them would require some effort on his part, and he assumes that nothing he or anyone else can do nothing to change it. So before he's even determined whether or not he approves of the government as it stands, he's decided to quietly live his life visiting museums and reading books.

Then, as anyone would predict from a world where no more children exist, a woman becomes pregnant. That's all I'll say of the plot, other than Theo becomes closely tied to this pregnancy and is forced to consider his place in the world.

The theological conversations, putting aside for the moment the well-discussed and often-replicated futuristic dystopia, are really quite incredible. In one scene, Theo is explaining to a group called "The Five Fishes" why he won't assist them in attempting to change the government.

"We may have the best that is possible in the circumstances. There was wide support for setting up the Man Penal Colony. No government can act in advance of the moral will of the people."
Julian said: "Then we have to change the moral will. We have to change people."
Theo laughed. "Oh, that's the kind of rebellion you have in mind? Not the system but human hearts and minds. You're the most dangerous revolutionaries of all, or would be if you had the slightest idea how to begin, the slightest chance of succeeding."
Julian asked, as if seriously interested in his answer: "How would you begin?"
"I wouldn't. History tells me what happens to people who do. You have one reminder on that chain round your neck."

And the religious questions go on, but I give James credit for allowing the characters to have stick-to-itiveness about their beliefs. By the end of the book, no one has said "Gosh, all this experience has made me a believer," nor did some terribly inhumane things reverse the religious-minded. It was almost as if James wanted to present christian and atheistic thoughts together for a literary compare-contrast, and from my perspective, she offers both a fair shake.

I guess this is my way of recommending the book, but I warn you that, unlike movies where you don't know when it's going to end, you'll reach the last chapter, see the last few pages coming and go "Oh god! How will this be resolved!" Don't kid yourself into thinking you'll be getting a happy little epilogue, in fact the book left me wondering whether the ending was in fact happy or sad. I would suspect it's up to the reader to decide whether the turn of events will be for the good or ill of humanity.

Next step! Bumping Alfonso Cauron's take on the story to the top of my Netflix queue.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

God bless Alton Brown

Alton Brown, darling of the Food Network and all around culinary nerd, is not the end all and be all of cooking. Were someone looking to learn the craft of bread-making, and I mean REALLY good bread, I wouldn't turn to Mr. Brown for a deep exposé on baking the finest, naturally leavened sourdough. Because, frankly, he can only get his lessons crammed into one 30 minute span (with commercials).

But he does go by the primary tenant taught in the Pixar film Ratatouille, anyone can cook. That, and most importantly, he is full of tips and tricks skimmed over in most cookbooks.

After reading book after book after book on the bread baking, I was overconfident Mr. Brown would have little to offer me. But beyond the description of gluten and our disagreement about instant yeast, he had a number of points to share, mainly about letting the dough rest at a few key points to help things along. (Mix the dough until all the water is mixed in with the flour, then let it sit for 10 minutes before kneading.) Not to mention his scientific explanations, which are at the very least educational (and when people ask why I spin my pizza dough in the air, I can say "Alton said so!")

And then I soon discovered that he was really fantastic when it came to venturing into new culinary projects. If you haven't done it before, he's the man for the introduction, and convincing you again and again that anyone can cook.

It was with that confidence that a friend and I embarked on the long journey of yeast-leavened donuts with chocolate frosting. I won't leave you in suspense, just ogle at the results.


That's right, fatty, delicious, sugar coated little pastries of great delight, and I was amazed at how easy it was. If you're up for heating up a massive amount of oil (and willing to consume what ends up coming out of it) it's super easy, and super SUPER fun. Check out the assembly line.


Plus, a real good way to get on the good side of your roommates/spouses/friends. Who can resist the allure of a homemade donut?

The results were, of course, tasty, but I will confess that seeing the little droplets of grease on the plate after consumption was a little more than I wanted. But still. And the chocolate glaze was incredibly delicious. I didn't end thinking to myself "Well, it's good, but not like buying it at the store." Quite the contrary. It's far better.

Three tips I would add that, if Alton mentioned them, I don't remember it.

  • 1) Get a bunch of friends over to eat them with you. You end up with a LOT of donuts in the end, and they're not anywhere near as tasty the next day. These are pastries meant to be eaten soon after cooking.

  • 2) If coating the thing in chocolaty goodness seems like too much indulgence (who would think such a thing?) try a little sugar and a lot of cinnamon. Those were REALLY tasty.

  • 3) Every time you rework the dough, it's just going to make the donuts tougher than you want. We ended up taking all the in between pieces and making donut holes out of them and coating them in the cinnamon-sugar combo. Very tasty.
And finally, here's the link to Mr. Brown's donut recipe.