East Atlantic Side Story

I came up with this idea earlier, and it was too good to just leave in the comments section of another blog that I frequent.

I give you this years crossover musical hit:

EAST ATLANTIC SIDE STORY

The streets of London are overrun with violence. The Narnia Sharks are just plain sick of the Hogwarts Jets strutting around like they own the whole fantasty nitch. London and it's underground fantasy universe has become owned by the rival gangs and their ongoing battle for the best fantasy book series turned film. Tony Blair is unable to control the situation because, well, everytime something happens the wizarding ministry comes and performs an obliviate curse on him.

But amidst the violence, two lesser known characters, Neville and Susan, find love. They relate, at first, on the fact that they're brushed aside by the spotlight stealers (Harry, Peter and Lucy). But soon their love matures and they have a secret marriage performed by Hogwarts caretaker Filtch.

Hope has finally come to the rivalling gangs. Susan and Neville's love could bring the two worlds together, but when Neville tries to bridge the warring sides, tragedy strikes. Seamus Finnigan is killed in a tussel with Mr. Beaver, despite Neville's best attempts to convince the anamorphized mammal that he indeed loves him as a brother. Seamus Finnigan dies cursing both Narnia and Hogwarts, his last words were "You have made flobberworm meat out of me!"

Neville is expelled from Hogwarts (dum dum DUMMMMMM!) In a desperate attempt to escape from Narnia Susan fakes her own death by making it appear as if she were turned to stone by the White Witch. Neville, not knowing that it is all fake, self directs a fatal Avada Kadavra curse. Susan wakes to find Neville dead. There'll be a real real good show stopping number here. During the funeral Hermoine cries into Ron's shoulder, Harry sulks away from Ginny who stands all alone. Lucy insists during the funeral that she thinks Aslan is right around the corner, but is, of course, ignored.

There won't be a dry tear in the house.